As long as everyone agrees to use this knowledge only for good and not evil, I will tell you how to break into a car silently and quickly. Say there is the cutest chi-poo trapped in a Lexus at the Beverley Center. He's hot, you need to get him out and fast. Insert the cuff of a blood pressure rig along the top edge of the door near the corner farthest from the hinges. Pump madly. The door should flex just enough for you to reach in and unlock the door. You're a hero!
Monday, March 31, 2008
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As long as everyone agrees to use this knowledge only for good and not evil, I will tell you how to break into a car silently and quickly. Say there is the cutest chi-poo trapped in a Lexus at the Beverley Center. He's hot, you need to get him out and fast. Insert the cuff of a blood pressure rig along the top edge of the door near the corner farthest from the hinges. Pump madly. The door should flex just enough for you to reach in and unlock the door. You're a hero!
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